Becca: Your cock is so smooth!

Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

  • oscob:




    he’s had this twitter for years

    Ok, well according to his twitter he started in July 2010

    From then to now that is 4 years and 2 months, or 50 months, or about 1520 days. 

    So 37,000 divded by 1520 equals about 24

    SO on average that means Tyler has tweeted 24 times a day, every day, for over 4 years

    So 24 times a day, Tyler has stopped enjoying life and eating ice cream to look down at his phone and access social media 

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  • darrynek:

    turn up

    (Source: bigblacks, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • snoia:

    i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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  • lecic-has-a-shovel:


    There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

    I completely photosynthesize with this

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  • spaceslut:

    the greatest horse in all of animation history

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  • secretaryofsass:

    look at all those chickenths

    (Source: funnywildlife, via hotboyproblems)

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  • lameborghini:

    getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

    (via fake-mermaid)

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  • sexual-mikeyway:

    I swear to god

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  • heartmehateme:

    shoutout to the friends that still like me

    all two of you

    (via fake-mermaid)

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  • anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

    I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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