Becca: Your cock is so smooth!

Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

  • "One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"
    Steve Maraboli (via versteur)

    (Source: psych-facts, via wutangkay)

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  • flannelbuttphenomenon:

    life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

    (via fake-mermaid)

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  • theatrefetish:

    Things girls look for in a boy:
    •Day Man
    •Fighter of the Night Man
    •Champion of the sun
    •Master of karate and friendship for everyone

    (via daenerysknope)

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  • freshplant:


    (Source: skeletonpolyanthum)

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  • inritum:

    reblog and make a wish!

    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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  • (Source: leralittleliar, via alqxturner)

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  • zeldac0re:

    I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

    (via hotboyproblems)

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  • (Source: ricktimus, via fuckiminmytwenties)

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  • toopaletofunction:


    One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

    with liberty and justice for some 

    (via heliolisk)

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  • voldy92:

    there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

    (via heliolisk)

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