Stoned&Starving

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!

Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

  • shingeki-no-kou:

    I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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  • childrenmilk:

    speak gurl this is real

    (Source: stand-up-comic-gifs, via daenerysknope)

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  • equiuszahhak:

    BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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  • lameborghini:

    gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

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  • sniffing:

    distressed—teens:

    ddaughter:

    i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

    Finally someone said it.

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