Becca: Your cock is so smooth!

Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

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  • cloritos:

    i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

    (Source: jonasbruhs, via officialwhitegirls)

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  • nitrogen:

    (18+)

    (Source: jenixi)

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  • mommy:

    I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

    (via gnarly)

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  • sovietunions:

    one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

    (via fake-mermaid)

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  • gelatins:

    kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

    (via hotboyproblems)

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  • methlaboratories:

    CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

    (Source: yvov, via fuckiminmytwenties)

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  • (Source: weheartit.com, via kushandwizdom)

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